Present, Don't Give Up On Me Now

My phone malfunctioned again, just barely a month after servicing. It's 3G functionality is down and it can't detect my memory card. This phone, the Sony Ericsson W910i, has been with me for the longest time. I really think it is the best after I-phones and those touch screen ones, but lately it has been giving me all sorts of problems.

Hey W910i, are you going faulty on me because you knew I am going to be enlisted soon? Wow you are so drama man, like those male and female leads in a love story. I must be going mad, talking to a non-living thing. So off to the Service Centre for repairs. I swear if it doesn't get any better then I will chuck it at home for 2 years.

Hey wait, I'll be doing that anyway.